Saturday, November 12, 2005

This party's gettin' crazy!

The Sims 2: It's a very entertaining game, but maybe a little too existential for me. Anyways, after I accomplished my goal of getting two guys together, there's nothing really left for me to do. I mean, even that was a little too easy. I could probably have just gone from flirt to propose without all that other stuff. If I'm wrong, and I actually did have to do all that hugging and whatnot in between the two, then I'M JUST THAT GOOD.

It would be a whole lot more interesting if there weren't such limited wireframe models. I mean, basically, you're just limited to recoloring things, and that's no fun. They have maybe 5 actual different wireframes, and then a bunch of hats D: . Where's my mono-vision hairstyle? I demand mono-vision! I'm also terrified by this "goose" command. Who makes this stuff up? Please don't tell me it's called goosing because your hand looks like a goose. That's a little too Leda and the Swan for me, kthx.

OMG Devil May Cry. I haven't gotten to it yet, but I heard one of the weapons you can get is a demonic rock guitar. That's like the best thing EVER. At least 50X better than the ice nunchaku, which completely baffle me. Anyway, I'm trying to play on something other than Gunslinger mode, but the truth is that I don't really want to give up shooting in two different directions. And I like how Dante has to go into bullet-time... to put on his coat. And answer the phone. And eat lunch. He's so lame XD.

I don't like Virgil, though. He's the only person that could possibly have the SAME EXACT DNA AS DANTE and still be annoying. Oh, look at me, I'm Virgil and of course I wear blue because Dante wears red. Look at me, I'm Virgil and I hang out with creepy old pedophiles. LAAAME.

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